To Whom it May Concern:

Dear paranormal activity movie goers

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 03:46:24 -0400

If you are a male over the age of 35, there is no need for you to say “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD” the entire movie. Also no need for you to tap your feet ever so rapidly on the floor. We all know things are going to pop out at you, that shouldn’t be a surprise!! Hey if you want to SCREAM when something jumps out, AWESOME! If you want to pee in your pants a little bit, im fine with that too….just dont ruin the movie for everyone!

Dear Structures Teacher,

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 03:49:10 -0400

No. I do not want to go around the classroom “tutoring” other students on subject material that you just went over five minutes ago. Maybe if you did a better job teaching this class, you wouldn’t be running into the continuous problem of students not understanding what the hell you’re talking about. I want to just do my work and then lean back and daydream.

Sincerely, That Awkward Asian Girl with the Dinosaur Backpack

Dear Men in the 22-30 age bracket in San Francisco,

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:03:49 -0400

I just have one question for you; who in tarnation told you that midriff shirts, big floppy, lavander women-style bowties, and metallic teal nail polish were appropriate work attire? You should fire your informant and/or stylist, and for god’s sake put down the Seventeen magazine.

Sincerely,
That Awkward Asian Girl with the Dinosaur Backpack

Dear general population;

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:58:33 -0400

If you choose to live the “shower: optional” lifestyle, by all means. I do ask, however, that if you choose not to bathe, do not stand within a ten foot perimeter to my person.

Sincerely,
That Awkward Asian (and Obsessively Hygienic) Girl with the Dinosaur Backpack

Dear entire world,

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:14:33 -0400

If I have my headphones in, there is music playing and I tend to get pretty caught up in it. I don’t think it’s in your best interest to try to strike up conversation with me. On the same token, I don’t think it’s quite fair to get mad at me when I don’t answer you, because I can’t hear you.

Sincerely,

That Awkward Asian Girl with the Dinosaur Backpack.

Dear good people of San Francisco,

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:56:00 -0400

Please do a full 360° in front of the mirror before walking outside. Especially you, sir, whose ass I clearly saw through the four holes in your boxers. Maybe it’s laundry day and maybe those were your last pair, but at least choose a pair of pants that sit above your bum next time to compensate.

Sincerely,

That Awkward Asian Girl with a dinosaur backpack

Dear Super Hottie I saw this morning wearing a nin|ja shirt,

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 01:29:08 -0400

I’m sorry I didn’t say anything about how awesome your shirt is and just let you walk out of my life. If I ever see you again, I’ll just take that as my sign that I should say hi.

Sincerely,

That Awkward Asian Girl wearing a transformers sweatshirt and dinosaur backpack