To Whom it May Concern:

Dear Structures Teacher,

No. I do not want to go around the classroom “tutoring” other students on subject material that you just went over five minutes ago. Maybe if you did a better job teaching this class, you wouldn’t be running into the continuous problem of students not understanding what the hell you’re talking about. I want to just do my work and then lean back and daydream.

Sincerely, That Awkward Asian Girl with the Dinosaur Backpack

Dear entire world,

If I have my headphones in, there is music playing and I tend to get pretty caught up in it. I don’t think it’s in your best interest to try to strike up conversation with me. On the same token, I don’t think it’s quite fair to get mad at me when I don’t answer you, because I can’t hear you.

Sincerely,

That Awkward Asian Girl with the Dinosaur Backpack.

Dear good people of San Francisco,

Please do a full 360° in front of the mirror before walking outside. Especially you, sir, whose ass I clearly saw through the four holes in your boxers. Maybe it’s laundry day and maybe those were your last pair, but at least choose a pair of pants that sit above your bum next time to compensate.

Sincerely,

That Awkward Asian Girl with a dinosaur backpack

Dear Super Hottie I saw this morning wearing a nin|ja shirt,

I’m sorry I didn’t say anything about how awesome your shirt is and just let you walk out of my life. If I ever see you again, I’ll just take that as my sign that I should say hi.

Sincerely,

That Awkward Asian Girl wearing a transformers sweatshirt and dinosaur backpack